A belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Collegehumor’s Sam Reich, one of the most intelligently funny people I’ve never met!
When a waiter says “Enjoy your food”
Every single time I will say “Oh, you too”
I mean it - yo, have a seat next to me
Pour yourself a cup of my DIG-NI-TYY
“The secret is to marinate it in the original bile!”
I want to avoid further social connection
SO I WALK TWENTY MINUTES IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
I felt this tumblr needed a Troopers gif. This is from one of my favourite episodes - Coffee Run. I love this series! In other news, we’re up to 25 followers! Thanks for following and liking and reblogging stuff, everyone!